*Please note, menu items are subject to change


Seasonal Menu $12

 

Green Eggs and Ham
Bacon Infused Absinthe, Almond Milk, Maple,
Olive Oil, Whole Egg, Black Walnut Bitters,
Cracked Black Pepper

Every Who Down in Whoville
Sour Cream Infused Apple Jack, Mango-Tomatillo Shrub, Cumin Syrup, Bittercube Corazon Bitters

*Funny Things are Everywhere
Pink Peppercorn Infused Gin, Pear Juice, Lemon Juice, White Verjus, Cinnamon Pear Balsamic Vinegar, Orgeat, Bittercube Trinity Bitters,
Sumac, Egg White

The Onceler
Whiskey, Genepi, Angostura, Dark Chocolate Balsamic Vinegar, Muscovado

Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Toasted Pecan and Espelette Infused Whiskey, Root Beer Bitters, Angostura, Maple

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz
Genepi, Curacao, Absinthe, Pineapple, Lemon, Toasted Coconut Syrup, Cinnamon, Clove, Star Anise, Nutmeg, Angostura, Peychaud's,
Buttermilk (Clarified Milk Punch)

I Speak for the Trees!
Basil Infused Bianco Vermouth, Violette, Grapefruit Juice, Coriander Syrup, Grapefruit White Balsamic, Bittercube Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters

Fox in Socks, Sir!
Red Verjus, Cranberries, Orange, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Clove, Coconut Oil, Hot Water,
Your Choice of Spirit

 

It's Complicated $12

Radio Maxwell
Violette, Picon, Lime, Sour Cherry Shrub, Black Bitters, Cracked Pepper

Bruce Wayne
Gin, Bittercube Blackstrap Bitters, Lemon, Pineapple, Burnt Honey Black Cardamom, Coconut Milk, Activated Charcoal

Bad Wolf
Gin, Picon, Lemon, Muscovado, Bitter End BBQ Bitters

Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder

Bourbon, Kümmel, Italian Vermouth, Grapefruit Bitters
 

 

The OG Whiskey Cocktail $12

Classic Old Fashioned - 1862
Whiskey, Muscovado, Angostura, Buddha's Hand Bitters

The Arcenstone
Banana Foster Infused Bourbon, Muscovado, Angostura, Bittercube Blackstrap Bitters

Oswald Cobblepot
3 Pepper Infused Rye, Molé Syrup, Angostura, Mexican Chocolate Bitters

C3POld
Whiskey, Malbec Peppercorn Syrup, Angostura, Black Walnut Bitters, Orange Flower Water

Nautilus Old Fashioned
Whiskey, Toasted Coconut Syrup, Angostura, Bittercube Blackstrap Bitters


There's No School Like the Old School $12

Liberal-1895
Whiskey, Picon, Italian Vermouth, Angostura, Black Bitters

Jack Rose-1905
Apple Jack, Lime, Cherry

Apple Sidecar-1922
Apple Jack, Curacao, Lemon

Reverse Corpse Reviver-1930’s
Absinthe, Curacao, Gin, Lemon

Rock n Rye-1930’s
Rye whiskey infused with: Cinnamon, Star Anise, Nutmeg,
Clove, Vanilla, Black Pepper, Orange and Lemon Zest. Muscovado, Peychaud’s, Angostura

Absinthe Drip-1800’s...$10
Absinthe with Ice Water Dripped In Manhattan-1870’s
Bourbon, Italian Vermouth, Angostura

Sazerac-1873
Rye, Peychaud’s, Muscovado, Absinthe Rinse

Tom Collins -1876...$10
Gin, Lemon, Soda Water

Martini-1890’s
Gin, Bianco Vermouth, Buddha’s Hand Bitters

Bijou-1890’s
Genepi, Italian Vermouth, Gin, Regan’s #6 Orange Bitters


Aldous Snow Cones $12

To Be Drank Often
Apple Jack, Lime, Cucumber, Orgeat, Orange Bitters

Hulk Swizzle
Absinthe, Genepi, Crème de Menthe, Lime, Orgeat, Peychaud’s

Marrakech Market
Kummel, Curacao, Lime, Coconut Milk, Bitter End Moroccan Bitters

Riki Tiki Tavi
Curacao, Absinthe, Lime, Pineapple, Coconut Milk, Toasted Coconut, Peychaud’s

 

You're a Tartlet

*Violette Sour
Violette, Lemon, Lime, Egg White, Peychaud’s

*Whiskey Sour-1872
Whiskey, Lemon, Lime, Egg White, Angostura

Brunelle-1930
Absinthe, Lemon, Sugar

Cloud City
Violette, Earl Gray, Lemon, Ginger Shrub, Fee Brother’s Rhubarb Bitters

Edna Jensen
Violette, Absinthe, Lemon, Grapefruit Bitters


You Mix One Hell of a Caucasian, Jackie $12

Cake or Death
Curacao, Coffee Beans, Muscovado, Mexican Chocolate Bitters. With a side of Whiskey and Cream

Old Gregg
Gin, Coffee Bitters, Chocolate Bitters, Cherry, Cream, Soda Water

Sting
Apple Jack, Crème de Menthe, Almond Milk, Toasted Coconut, Mexican Chocolate Bitters

Stacking Matchsticks
Genepi, Absinthe, Orgeat, Toddy, Coconut Milk, Cinnamon

Sitting by a Fireplace in a Hobbit Hole $12

Gin Wink
Gin, Sugar, Peychaud’s, Absinthe Rinse

Bar Seat #1
Genepi, Picon, Muscovado, Black Bitters, Mexican Chocolate Bitters

Tweedy’s Jacket
Curacao, Italian Vermouth, Picon, Black Bitters

Old Square 
Rye, Apple Jack, Genepi, Italian Vermouth, Angostura, Peychaud’s

Astronaut
Bourbon, Picon, Muscovado, Mexican Chocolate Bitters


F. Scott Fitzgerald $12

*Cornelius Adams Fizz of Grace
Genepi, Lime, Cream, Egg White, Soda Water

*Polar Vortex
Absinthe, Cream, Orgeat, Egg White, Soda Water

*Ramos Gin Fizz-1888
Gin, Lemon, Cream, Orange Flower Water, Egg White, Soda Water

Basking in the Sun $12

Gin Mule...$10
Gin, Lime, Ginger Beer

Whiskey Buck...$10
Whiskey, Lemon, Ginger Beer, Angostura

Golden Mamba
Whiskey, Curacao, Jalapeno, Habanero, Lime, Cucumber, Grapefruit Bitters

Mr. George...$10
Absinthe, San Pellegrino Pompelmo (grapefruit)

Bird is the Word
Violette, Gin, Lemon, Cherry, Orgeat

Snap Dragon
Curacao, Lime, Cherry, Bitter End Thai Bitters


Low Booze $9

Picon Punch
Picon, Applejack, Lemon, Cherry, Soda Water

Green Machine
Gin, Cucumber, Lime, Pineapple, Green Tea, Soda Water

Lucky Tornado
Bourbon, Black Tea, Toasted Coconut, Lemon, Soda Water

Veruca Salt
Violette, Picon, Grapefruit, Lemon, Burnt Honey, Soda Water

I’ve Got 99 Problems, but Booze Aint One
(non-alcoholic)...$5  

Martha
Coconut Milk, Ginger Shrub, Lime, Toasted Coconut, Soda Water

Gertrude 
Sour Cherry Shrub, Lemon, Orgeat, Soda Water

Jasper
Burnt Honey Black Cardamom, Pumpkin Pie Spice, Orange Juice, Lemon Juice, Cinnamon

Georgia
Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, Orgeat, Pompelmo Pellegrino

Sodas

Mexican Coke...$3
Boylan Diet Cola...$3
Root Beer...$3
Ginger Ale...$3
Ginger Beer...$4
Pompelmo Pellegrino...$3